I’ll bet you’re wondering where I’ve been.

You are, aren’t you? I knew you loved me.

I’ve been so crazy hectic busy you wouldn’t even believe it. Why, just yesterday I spent close to an hour outdoors! In the sunshine! It was insaaaane in the membrane.

Look, it would take days to really delve into the truest depths of what’s been occupying my time. To make it really simple, I used a very highly renowned and accurate statistical software program to create the following graphs that clearly show what I’ve been up to:

As shown clearly in the graph above, ‘Nothing’ has occupied a very large percentage of my time. ‘Eating’ and ‘Sleeping’ are trying to catch up to ‘Nothing’ but they just can’t hang. Oh, hey, on a side note: if anyone knows who built the Rostraver Ice Garden just south of Pittsburgh, please let me know. S/he and I need to have a little talk.

Below you will find a graph that shows how my time is typically divided. It’s shockingly different from the graph above:

As you can see, ‘Bathing’ is a typical activity of mine that has gone by the wayside. My doctor said ‘Bathing’ is important to my overall health, self-esteem and ability to maintain relationships. He hasn’t mentioned any of those things since I’ve shown him these graphs, though. He also said something about ‘Socializing’. I looked it up in the dictionary and it’s this bizarre ritual that I just can’t even fathom…

November 7, 2011

Posted in Cats.

  • http://dogsondrugs.com DogsOnDrugs.com

    Scenes from Zack and Miri Make a Porno were filmed in the Rostraver Ice Garden.

    This concludes our utterly useless fact of the day.

    • http://www.ludakristen.com/ Luda Kristen

      I still haven’t seen that movie. The place is a shit hole. 

  • chuckie

    lol efff pittsburgh

    chuckie

  • http://www.la-juice.com LA Juice

    Luda! what were you doing in Pittsburgh? Devils terrain. Unless you were just making sure Sid the Concussed Kid “stayed down”. because even though I am the world’s hugest proponent of banning fighting and head shots from the sport of Hockey, I am sort of alright with that. 

    also I love the new site design. Very classy. I totally wish I had gone minimalist. I just cannot let my background go. And I know its not very stylish. sad.

    • http://dogsondrugs.com DogsOnDrugs.com

      Oh Juice, if you had to concuss every player who made your Red Wings their bitch, there wouldn’t be a league left! :)

    • http://www.ludakristen.com/ Luda Kristen

      I was playing hockey! 

      Glad you like the new site. It’s called ‘Melville’, as in Herman Melville, which is funny to me because I am on the opposite eloquence spectrum as the man who authored Moby Dick.

  • http://makyamcbee.wordpress.com/ Makya

    Bathing is overrated.  But there is likely a direct correlation between the amount of time you spend “snuggling” with cats and the need for a bath/shower – you should have your graph guy draw something up.

  • http://alonewithcats.wordpress.com Alonewithcats

    Sure, you’ve stopped bathing, but think of all the water you’re saving. You’re not depressed, you’re just environ-mental.

  • http://thoughtsappear.wordpress.com/ thoughtsappear

    Finally! I was about to send out a search party.