Aw, Shucks

Laminated lists.

07 December 2012 by ludakristen

Do you guys do this ‘laminated list’ thing? You know, the top 5 (or 10 or 20 or 500 or whatever) celebrities that you’re allowed to sleep with (if the opportunity arises – and with my stalking abilities, IT WILL), without repercussion, even though you are beholden to your one and only true love? I think most couples do this. Maybe. Probably.

Anyway, here’s my top five:

1. Shemar Moore. We would make such beautiful little caramel-colored babies, wouldn’t we?

2. Tom Hardy. He’s too beautiful for words.

3. Stringer Bell. He gets hotter with age.

4. Timothy Olyphant. I would keep my own last name, obviously.

 5. Charlie Hunnam. No words necessary.

Sean’s top five:

1. Rashida Jones. HOT DAMN LOOK AT THIS PICTURE.

2. Linda Cardellini. (Yep, from Freaks and Geeks. How awesome is my boyfriend?)

 3. Scarlett Johansson. I think she’s a fixture on straight men’s laminated lists everywhere. I like her anyway.

4. Sofia Vergara. Yeah, I get it. I’m Latina too but I don’t look anything like this.

5. This sexy tomato!

Just kidding. Sean hates tomatoes.

So I want to know: who’s on your laminated list? (Unless it’s Justin Bieber. If it’s Justin Bieber, you are banned from the blog.)

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